Annual exams SUCK. Not only do they molest you all over, they also kill your spirit. Today I went for the dreadful awful visit and immediately things started off poorly when I stepped on the scale. Somehow I had gone from reaching my Wii Fit goal weight back in March to a weight gain of 15 lbs!!! What the FUCK!!!As the nurse kept moving the metal clanker more and more to the right on this jurassic piece of shit of a medical scale, I literally exclaimed: WHOA! It's time to make some changes in my life!!!!
This is true. I need to make some changes. Like get a new fuckin scale that's actually correct, for one! Maybe I'm in denial but I really do not feel 15 lbs fatter. Maybe 5 lbs. So last year was pretty shitty but one of the good things that did come out of that endless shitfest of a year is that I made it a mission to lose weight and get fit. This was triggered by a breakup, which is the best motivator for me, cus I was determined to come out the winner. The fear of running into an ex and looking like a fat mess works equally as well as the need to look hotter than ever as the ultimate Fuck You to ex'es. This all came together splendidly when I actually DID run into an ex one day back in April (at the height of Wii Fit Glory, not at the current +15 Ell-Bees Fail).
Man, this means I have to stop having ice-cream everyday. I'm pretty sad about it. I looooove ice-cream. Esp the little globes of divinity that I've been making. And maybe I'll go back to a Lean Cuisine diet religiously. CRY!
I'm going through an ice cream phase, too. It's so good! It's like, how can I not eat it when there is an option to eat it? But I have also been like, mating with the treadmill almost every day and practicing pole.
ReplyDeleteFTR, you are smokin' hot. Lose weight if you want to lose weight. I'll support that. Or not. I'll support that too. But it won't effect your hotness. You're already there. :)
If u just have 1 spoonful of ice cream, and then do 10 squats right after, u can have ice cream everyday.
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